First off, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I hope you all have a safe one. I had to post this up. After getting into a sibling scuffle with Alvin, I made him write half a page of an apology for his actions (he had to use something that belonged to me...this was my permission for him to do so). Here's what he wrote:

Mrs. Bautista,

            I deeply apologize for my actions from the event which occurred around 2:30 today.  Reacting upon impact is one of my biggest follies and today proved so.  I am sorry that you have to show up to work tomorrow with gashes on your face.  Open-handed slaps are dangerous, such in the incident of a finger poking an eye out.  I am sorry for my temper and my decision to open-hand slap you.  Why did I react this way? Because I am jealous of you. You are witty, intelligent, have more friends than I do, and have the most important aspect defined in any man…BIG BALLS. Ok, is that enough?

Too bad it wasn't half a page...